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I Can Has Marshmallows is a song sung in Guitar Saviors by Bridgette and Ezekiel. It is a parody of "I Wish I Had an Angel" by Nightwish.

LyricsEdit

Bridgette and Ezekiel: I wish I had marshmallows
So I won't walk the Dock
I wish for immunity
tonight!
Bridgette: Keep tryin' to win this show
But how much humiliation is this worth?
We keep enduring, through pain and snow
Can you tell me why I try anymore?
That cook, his food sucks
That host, he sucks harder
Ezekiel: I wish I had marshmallows
For this second season
I wish I had marshmallows
For immunity reasons!
Bridgette and Ezekiel: Now I'm stuck in a rut
Wishing to kick Maclean's butt
I wish I had marshmallows tonight!
Bridgette: Watching me in reruns too.
Not ending up like the interns do.
Last season was hard...
This season is harder!
Ezekiel: I wish I had marshmallows
A fluffy one in my palm!
I wish I had marshmallows
And I'd eat them, nom nom nom!
Bridgette and Ezekiel: I'm becoming a kook
Eating food that makes me puke
I wish I had marshmallows tonight!
Ezekiel: Had my fill, wants to chill
Wants to tell Chris to fly a kite
It the pits, so make amends
Oh I've had my fill, just cut to commercial!
Bridgette: I wish I had marshmallows
I got a one-track mind
I wish I had marshmallows
Eating them passes the time.
Bridgette: I'll survive this, no sweat!
Ezekiel: Can I has marshmallows yet?
Bridgette and Ezekiel: I wish I had marshmallows tonight!
I wish I had marshmallows
I wish I had marshmallows
Get off your butt of jello!
Gimme a damn marshmallow!

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