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Total Drama Island is a parody of "High School Never Ends" by Bowling for Soup, sung by Bridgette and Ezekiel.

LyricsEdit

HEY! Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh!

HEY! Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh!

HEY!

Eight weeks you would think is all

That you can keep your head up tall

The life-threatening jump

The lunch-losing lunch

So horrifying, so off the wall

So you explore your own cabin

Something small moves, and you scream, "Cockroach!"

This wasn't what I signed up for now,

I'm getting a lawyer! (So take me out, Coach.)

The whole darn world is now watching over me

With straight-up Courtney and crazy Izzy

Who'll get the money, who'll be lookin' funny?

Who's gonna hook up and end up living happily?

And I might be the one getting voted off

Don't think I'll win a hundred grand.

Getting concussions, a big bruise, and being panned

on Total Drama Island!

Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, HEY!

Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, HEY!

You gotta see the competition!

Bridgette's a surfing, lovely woman.

Heather and Gwen, like Iraq and Iran,

The awesome Harold and Geoff, the party man!

Beth's a swell girl, just has some bad luck,

And DJ's cool and built like a truck.

Don't give people lip or start up your attitude

'Cause Leshawna's in charge, and not up for your mood!

Then's there Tyler, crashed when we came.

Lindsay, can't remember my name.

Trent, music man; Cody, the showoff

Mental note-to-self: don't tick Eva off!

The whole wide world is pay-per-viewin'

Tough punk Duncan, and hunky Justin

Who'll win the money, who'll be a dummy

Could be Noah, might be Owen!

And so Chris is grinning at us

Driving us 'round the bend.

But ya know, I'd like to jump that cliff again...

on Total Drama Island!

Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, HEY!

The whole wide world is watching closely

That happy Katie, and happy Sadie

Who'll get the money, who's lookin' chummy

Once the other twenty-one have all been kicked off

And I guess I really messed up

But there's no point in pounding sand

'Cuz when there is a sequel, I'll demand...

to be on Total Drama Island!

Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, HEY!

Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, HEY!

Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, (For one hundred grand!)

Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh, Oh Oh Uh-Oh!

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